May 2013
thewholockiansareinthetardis:
everhaynes:
omg no fucking way
you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties?
and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo?
and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES?
HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD.
YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK.
i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at me then got upset when i didn’t...
epic-humor:
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:
phinflynn:
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
X
It's not a real friendship without homosexual...
laugh-addict:
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rneerkat:
thisisnotlogansblog:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
is there a month between april and june?
may be
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
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bentobride:
“Hey Cas did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?” Dean snickers, and then bites down into his burger.
Sam rolls his eyes. “Dean, seriously?”
“What, it lightens the mood, man.”
Cas raised one brow before leaning forward. “How about you?”
Dean looks back at him in mid-chew.
“Did it hurt when you clawed your way out from hell?”
Sam jumps from his seat, a fist in the air.
...
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mintparades:
will graham (◡‿◡✿)
will graham avoiding eye contact (✿◠‿◠)
will graham with dogs (◕‿◕✿)
will graham covered in blood (⊙‿⊙✿)
will graham fantasizing about brutal murder (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧.
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phoenixwrong:
lora-does-things:
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
“Drink” it…
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
woah that’s brilliant
zylphiacrowley:
Season 9 spoiler: Chuck bursts into heaven and marches right up to Metatron going “Listen here you little shit.”
boosprite:
OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY
so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)
AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED
i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???
and the guy just looked at...
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ludacrisp:
WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO
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mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
My dad: So i want to see Star Trek
My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it
My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes
hawkeyer:
hawkeyer:
what’s the most effective way to hide a body
nobody even questioned my motives
you
all
just
answered
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its-kili:
penandpage:
sherlockthewizardingavenger:
burnupasun:
i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together
And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out
And...
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bentobride:
“Hey Cas did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?” Dean snickers, and then bites down into his burger.
Sam rolls his eyes. “Dean, seriously?”
“What, it lightens the mood, man.”
Cas raised one brow before leaning forward. “How about you?”
Dean looks back at him in mid-chew.
“Did it hurt when you clawed your way out from hell?”
Sam jumps from his seat, a fist in the air.
...
flaming-scrotum:
muggleland:
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
fashion
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spn writers: let's give them crowley acting very human, but not actually make him human
spn writers: and maybe we can show them actual angel wings instead of shadows, but let's make sure they're on fire and burning away
spn writers: and a brother moment between sam and dean they'll love that, but sam would be willing to give his life up for closing the gates of hell and feel like he let dean down
spn writers: oh and let's make naomi the good guy, but let's have her get murdered by someone who was supposed to be a good guy
spn writers: add a dash of new ruler of hell and more false hope for adam getting out
spn writers: and then in the last few seconds of the episode we'll rip everyone's hearts out, stomp on them, set them on fire, and throw the ashes into a volcano
spn writers: lastly a cliffhanger with so many unanswered questions leaving every single fan screaming
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seapeny:
princeowl:
hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just
the darker the source material, the funnier the fandom. god bless.
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whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
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Fuck this fucking show.
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That ring tone though.
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I’m not ready, I’m not ready, I’m not ready
knittedlampshade:
thinking about shitty awful bigoted things you said in the past
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robert-downey-jesus:
I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT